44 - Drugs, Love & Party Hard

Previous Session: 43 - The (Animal) Fight Club

The crushed rabbit
...

We all observe the ice block who crushed Reylynn.

Sabine
What the fuck?!
Balnorin
Not again
Persy
She did not even last for 24 hours!
Sabine
You know, killing the cops, I understand, but that?
Persy
For some reason, EVERYBODY WANTS TO KILL THE LITTLE RABBIT!
Balnorin
This is becoming ridiculous.
Nesvalyn
I'm mostly worried of who is coming back honestly.
Axel
Me too. So... do we want to go back resting or search for the girl?
Persy
Why are you talking so casually?
Axel
She died like 7 times, it's nothing new.
Persy
WE'RE TALKING ABOUT REYLYNN!
Axel
We can still go to sleep so we reach the middle of the day.
Nesvalyn
With last night's dream, I'm not really a fan about sleeping...
Axel
She could kill us just like that in broad day.

Persy casts [Shatter] on the ice block, which explodes and reveals the crushed corpse of Reylynn.

[Medicine] After looking at Reylynn's remains, Axel realizes they know a lot about living entities, but after looking at the body, they start to realize that the way the body is crushed, it doesn't makes sense: none of her organs are in the proper place, and they're not anatomically correct, almost as if someone doodled the organs when studying.
When looking closer, Axel gets a bit of blood on their hands, and they taste it, giving a sweet taste with a hint of cacao, which makes it strange to be blood.
Balnorin does the same and tastes the blood.

Balnorin
This is some serious gourmet shit.
Persy
What the fuck?
Nesvalyn
What is wrong with both of you?

Axel pauses for a moment.

Axel
I don't think Reylynn is an organic being.
Balnorin
Yeah.
Axel
She's some kind of construct I believe.

Axel points to themselves then Persy, then points towards the organs and show how wrong they are, to prove their point.

Balnorin
This shouldn't be this.
Axel
It's like syrup, or cacao.
Nesvalyn
Ugh.
Axel
Like she was some kind of chocolate bunny.
Nesvalyn
Why would you create a chocolate bunny?
Axel
I don't know, it came just like that.

Axel stares at the organs, and has a urge to bite in them, that even the party notices.

Nesvalyn
Axel, that's kind of wrong doing that...

[WIS Save - Fail ❌] The party members have to pull out Axel to stop them to eat the corpse.
There's a weird meaty taste in Axel's mouth, and they freak out a bit realizing what they've been doing.

Axel
I am sorry. I... genuinely don't know what came over me. The organs don't taste sweet.
Nesvalyn
Thank you, that's not something I wanted to know.
Persy
I can't be that angry, because of some Raina's shit she has done to Reylynn.
Axel
It could be Or too.
Persy
But Reylynn wasn't like this before.

Reylynn's body starts to crack and raises into the air, and she emerges back to life as her new hair color is blonde-gray, and wakes up.

Nesvalyn
Uhm, hello?

Old acquitaince, new troubles
...

She looks around, then stops for a bit towards Persy

New Reylynn
Get that thing away from me, Ignatius!

And she casts [Summon Fey], which a wisp in a tuxedo appears, and shoves Persy out of the ship, which starts to fly using his boots, and Sabine went to save him and brings him back using their ribbons. Persy puts the Circlet of Human Mediocrity before getting back.

Nesvalyn
POURPARLERS! Let's talk Dottie!
Axel
Thank you Sabine to save Persy, and throwing him was messed up.
Dottie Lombardo
Throwing me out of MY ship was messed up.
Axel
Why we would you keep you on the ship?
Dottie Lombardo
Who were you already?
Nesvalyn
Would you remember it if we said it a third time?
Dottie Lombardo
Not really.
Nesvalyn
So let's skip it then.
Axel
Yeah, you sucked so much last time we met you, and we don't have a good reason to keep you around.
Dottie Lombardo
Well, I don't think you have the capabilities to take decisions here.
Persy
Woah, is that the Dottie Lombardo? I thought you died?
Dottie Lombardo
These facts have been greatly exaggerated.
Persy
It's been a few weeks since it happened, where were you?
Dottie Lombardo
Oh you know, I've been vacationing.
Persy
So you haven't been in a demiplanes' hell and tortured?
Axel
I do understand what you're trying to do, but I don't think it's working.
Nesvalyn
You're not obliged to say that out loud when the other one is there.

Axel summons their gun in Dottie's face

Axel
And I think we're wasting our time with her.
Dottie Lombardo
I wish these things had gags...
Persy
There's something strange with your new look...
Dottie Lombardo
Like what?
Persy
I don't recall being that furry.
Dottie Lombardo
Well...
Persy
You look like a lot of these people who claimed to kill you.
Dottie Lombardo
It could be, but honestly, they're the one who imitated my looks.
Persy
Remember these two guys who hopped on your ship?
Dottie Lombardo
Not really, they looked poor.
Persy
Well, what happened?
Dottie Lombardo (observing herself and not paying attention)
How wonderful, look at me, how gorgeous I am!
Persy
What about this robot fella?
Dottie Lombardo
I don't know. Not really on his right mind, if you ask me.
Axel
The second you're done with this, I'm blowing her head.
Nesvalyn
Really?
Axel
I'm ready to kill her.
Nesvalyn
I mean, she's too narcissist to want to kill us, so she'll want to keep us around, and she could have useful information.
Axel
It doesn't mean anything if we don't have access to this. But that means she could jave access to this information, and she wouldn't share it because she's too narcissist and she doesn't see me as a person!
Dottie Lombardo
Because you're not a person.
Persy
Why does this guy wants to kill you?
Dottie Lombardo
I never understood why this thing has a gun.

Axel pulls the trigger (hits thrice and kills Dottie Lombardo πŸ’€)

Sabine
OK! WHAT THE FUCK!
Nesvalyn
... It stats to confirm my theory is that any person who dies near Reylynn can get back and possess her body.
Balnorin
Ok. so I get yelled for killing a bunch of cops, but not the teammate killing another one.
Persy
IT'S NOT THE SAME!

[Perception - Pass βœ”] We all see (except Persy) this black splat appearing on the boat and starts blinking
β†ͺ[DEX Save] That black thing explodes, and the ship nose dives through the ground and Persy and Balnorin fell off the ship. Nesvalyn manages to catch Dottie Lombardo's corpse

Persy
Are you going to honour this life debt?
Balnorin
You have the boots.
Persy
I NEED SERIOUS CHANGES HERE MISTER!

The ship keeps crashing, and before it crashs, Sabine makes a ball with her ribbons, and reduces the crash's impact.

Senri raised from Dottie Lombardo's corpse.
When looking around, we notice mostly the smell. We're standing in a huge sewer, and it's expanding on both sides for a really long way.

Nesvalyn
...I think the renting place is going to be mad at us.
Axel
I wonder what's the deal with that...
Persy
What happened, did someone saw something?
Nesvalyn
There was some black goo on the motors before it exploded.
Persy
Black what?
Nesvalyn
Black mattery goo.
Persy
Oh, like that black slime guy.
Familiar mysterious voice
Who's firing guns in my city?

And we see them, the Black Slime, observing ahead of us, on a higher ground.

Axel
It was me.

The Black Slime slips down and reaches Axel.

Black Slime
Who give you an assignment in my city?
Axel
It's not an assignment, I killed a racist.
Persy
Sorry about that, they were under secret orders.
Black Slime
I don't know who it was.
Persy
They're just an innocent tool, they can't control it. Look at Dottie Lombardo.
Black Slime
It's a shame you haven't awaken to our way. However I can't allow this.
Axel
Come on, we don't have to fight. Also I appreciate what you did, but I'm doing that for my own.
Persy
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH FIGHTING WITH BOTH OF YOU
Nesvalyn
Are you mad because they shot or they killed someone?
Black Slime
I'm not mad, I'm just doing my duty. If you're acting in your own thoughts, you're closer to what I thought.
Nesvalyn
Look, we were 6 people on the ship and-
Black Slime (taking a dramatic pose)
You see, when I was a young plasmoid and escaped, I encountered a young boy whose parents have been murdered by a gun.
Nesvalyn
What?
Black Slime
I promised that no gun would be fired again once I saved myself from this!
Axel
You're such a wild manifesto.
Persy
What do you mean you were that boy, and you managed to save that boy?

They look up in the sky, and we all a see a black spot shining in the sky.

Black Slime
I must sway!

After our eyes adjust, we see them running up the walls and disappearing in the shadows.

Sabine
Those super heroes guys are so lame.
Persy
He's more self aware than the ones we met, but not really fully aware.
Axel
None of us has been built to be socialized. We're all very new to this thing. But again, Persy, I appreciate you tried to cover me, but as a principle, I have to reject that.
Persy
What, do you hate lying?
Axel
It's more a principle.
Nesvalyn
I get how you're feeling, but sometimes it's the best thing to do.
Axel
It's not a right thing.
Persy
Said the guy who ate a rabbit person's corpse.
Nesvalyn
Oh, come on Persy.
Axel
You know I didn't do it on purpose.
Persy
So lying is bad, but killing is fine?
Axel
No, because killing is not always correct.
Persy
Is it correct because you felt that it was?
Axel
I didn't said that.
Persy
Dottie didn't treat you well, and you killed her!
Axel
Yeah.
Persy
It sounds selfish.
Axel
I agree with you.
Persy
Why did you do it then?
Axel
My emotions overflowed and I killed her.
Persy
If you're self aware of that, please be cautious next time.
Axel
That's why I warned the party, and I said I would do it.
Persy
I don't recall having a chance to say something.
Axel
Sorry if I didn't gave you enough time.
Persy
Senri, do you remember us?

Senri gives a nod, or at least we think she did as she's mostly hidden by the wreck.

Persy
How much do you remember us torturing you?
Axel
Senri, we can't see you behind the engine, we do know you're there and you can hear us. We do not want to hurt you, we just want to talk.
Senri
But you did hurt me tho. You threw darts at me.
Axel
I haven't considered that. I'm really sorry.
Persy
Axel, go help Sabine with the engine or something.
Sabine
Any of you is a decent mechanic?
Persy
Kind of, can I talk to the party before?

By investigating, the engine can be repaired in 8 hours. We're in the Sewer district.

It's the poorest district of the city.
It's mostly used as an horror story for the children, and ignored by the rest of the city.

Persy casts [Invisibility] on himself, then puts the Circlet of Human Mediocrity again and talks to Senri again.

Persy
I saw the crash, what happened, are you ok?
Senri
Huh, yeah, just a little, my heads hurt.
Persy
By the looks at you, I suppose Death Inc is going after you?
Senri
What? No no. I haven't, I think.
Persy
Well, I'm Tucker.
Senri
Senri...
Persy
What you're hiding over there?
Senri
...
Persy
Well, at least you're safe here, that's the most important part.

Senri nods, and Persy goes to see Sabine while wearing the Circlet.

Sabine (without looking)
See Persy, the issue with that...
We're resting as much as we can...

Even in the early afternoon, it's still dark down here.
For the ones who slept, we dreamt we were in full darkness with a constant dripping noise.
After the ship is fully repaired, the engine restarts and we can get back on our way. We're still going to the Bovsea district.
On reaching the address, even while in the residential district, this place seems a bit sketchy compared to rest, as it seems to be partially in ruins.

The Safehouse
...

There's one strange metal box, with some wires pulled out.

Axel
How do we approach this?

And we start to discuss and plan the approach, with Axel wanting to scout, but Persy doesn't trust enough Axel to go alone to scout.
After arguing for a while, we trust Axel to go lance, Persy casts [Invisibility] on Axel.
Nesvalyn enables the [Psychic Whispers] with the party for 10 hours.

We notice that Axel is leaving watery steps while being invisible, but the rest of the party doesn't leave any steps.
[Stealth] Upon going though the arch, there's a locked door.
Axel uses the broom to scout more the building.
Axel tries to reach out the bars to open a window...
β†ͺ [Sleight of Hand - Pass βœ”] Axel manages to open one, then tries to squeeze through it...
β†ͺ[DEX Save - Pass βœ”] Just as Axel starts to squeeze through, they hear people speaking, and sees a zombie woman complaining about a ghost opening the window, and slams the window to close it, but Axel manages to escape unharmed.
Axel starts to peek in the rooms through windows, and notices different setups, from casual life chores to weird behaviors.

We regroup and we get to the front door.
[Sleight of Hand - Unlocked πŸ”“] Nesvalyn unlocks the door.
Nesvalyn peeks and sees an ethereal guardian, which looks back.

Ethereal guardian
You! What are you doing?
Nesvalyn
It's not the 204 of That street?
Ethereal guardian
No you're thinking of This street, they changed the street names recently.
Nesvalyn
Oh. My bad then.
Ethereal guardian
How did you get there? Door's locked.
Nesvalyn
It wasn't.
Ethereal guardian [Deception - Pass βœ”]
Oh. But you shouldn't be there, except if you're here for some business.
Nesvalyn
That sounds interesting, can we check that?
Ethereal guardian
Are you a cop?
Nesvalyn
Fuck them.
Ethereal guardian
You don't smell like them. Well you happen to be in the Emporium in South Bovsea.
Nesvalyn
Would there be an Anathema?
Ethereal guardian
What's in for me?
Nesvalyn
200 credits?

She takes the 200 credits.

Ethereal guardian
I don't know who's Anathema is, but I'm going to send you seeing my boy Skeezy. He's on apartment 690. Tell'im Donna Maria, sent to you. I'm Donna MAria. He has everything you're looking for in the galaxy.
Nesvalyn
Thanks a lot.

We all get in. When we quickly check the registry, it's either not filled, or filled with trolly names.
We're heading to Skeezy's place, and the closer we are, the more ridiculous and smelly it is. When reaching the apartment 690, Donna Maria is standing there.

Donna Maria
Who the fuck are you?
Nesvalyn
...customers of Skeezy?
Donna Maria
Oh right, we talked about this.

She knocks and the door opens up.

Skeezy
'sup.
Persy
Hi, you're Skeezy?
Skeezy
You're a cop?
Persy
Do I look like a cop?
Skeezy
Dunno.
Persy (perplexed)
That would be...
Nesvalyn
-weird.
Skeezy
What can I do to you?
Persy
We're looking for Anathema.
Skeezy
Who?
Random customer
You know, that lesbian with all the tattoos.
Nesvalyn
That sounds like it.
Skeezy
Oh.
Nesvalyn
Do you know where we can find her?
Skeezy
Not selling infos fam'. Doctor-patient confidentiality policy here.
Persy
How much are we talking? 200 credits?
Skeezy
I have stuff if you want to.
Axel (mentally)
It would be beneficial to tell she's been missing.
Persy (mentally)
And helping an authority figure? She's been missing, we've been trying to find her, we're just friends.
Nesvalyn (mentally)
At worst, we can try to get more information from him.
Persy
I mean, we're worried about her, can't you help us out?
Skeezy
How sweet. I can't allow that.
Persy
What do you think they're going to stop you?
Skeezy
Usually, someone here to help is going to stop them to consume. And it happens they owe me money.
Persy
If we're taking money from her, it's less money for you.
Nesvalyn
How much does she owes you?
Skeezy
I'll keep my financial records to me, thank you very much.
Persy
If she's going to stay here, how do you get the money?
Skeezy
Father's rich, maybe.
Nesvalyn
In that case why not giving us a shot?
Persy
Maybe we can check, instead.
Skeezy
I mean it would be better for strangers instead of friends. But what are you buying?
Persy
What's your most popular thing?
Skeezy
Well, what are you trying to get? As for someone as influent as me, I have everything you can dream of.

Persy buys some Robotic Adderall for 500 credits, and gives a big bag, and it's filled with little floppy disks.
Balnorin buys 280 credits worth of Morphine (but basically obtains Heroin).
Senri asks for a free sample of a drug...
β†ͺ [CON Save] Senri has advantage on Initiative and DEX Saves, but disadvantage on WIS checks
...then trades her Spyglass to have 8g of Buzz
Axel buys through someone else to get Wizard Weed.

Skeezy
Alright, you guys are cool to hang with. Anathema and her junkie girlfriend are down to the apartment 313, they owe me 3k.
Persy
Thanks for the info, pleasure to do business.

We're making our way downstairs, and when we're reaching the 3rd floor, between the apartment 313 and us are four doors open, like a party is happening in between the apartments. We'll have to get across 20ft of intense party within the halls.
Persy tried to dash though, but is blocked by the people as he's kinda killing the vibe.
Nesvalyn throws a dagger and teleports to the other side.
[Performance or Acrobatics] Persy and Balnorin are killing a bit the vibe and are not accepted. Senri boogies down and even manages to do some crowd surf. Axel manages to goo their way through.
[Performance] Balnorin manages to get through the crowd. Persy is still stuck.
[Performance - Pass βœ”] Senri sways to open the way for Persy and he manages to get through it. He bumps into a girl, then bumps into Gecko Girl.

Gecko Girl
Oh, my!
Persy
You go Gecko Girl!
Gecko Girl
What? Oh yeah!

And he spins around her, and finally we all regroup in front of the apartment. We knock, but no one answers.
[Perception] We do hear of softer music coming from the apartment, with a breeze from outside blowing in.
[Sleight of Hand - Unlocked πŸ”“] Nesvalyn opened the door.
When getting in, it's a small shitty place, with a strong smell of drugs. Laying on the couch, is a young elven girl, on the coffee tray next to it, but she's swirling her finger, conjuring a fan above her to do some breeze. She hasn't noticed us yet. We hear the shower running.
We decide that we shouldn't all enter in, and Nesvalyn and Balnorin gets in, and the nature ceiling disappears.

Elven girl (gasping)
Who are you?
Nesvalyn
I'm Nesvalyn, we're just here to talk, it's fine.
Elven girl
How did you get it?
Balnorin
It was unlocked.
Elven girl
Well, fuck, Ana is going to be pissed at me.
Nesvalyn
I suppose that's the one we hear in the shower?

The shower stops at this moment.

Elven girl
Yeah.
Nesvalyn
Do you want something to drink while we wait for her?
Elven girl
What?

We hear coming out from the shower another alive woman, covered in tattoos. She's wiping her arm from towel and forms a shadowy snake on her arm.

Anathema?
Who the fuck are you?
Balnorin
We're not here to harm you
Nesvalyn
We're just here to talk

[Persuasion - Pass βœ”] She lowers her arm.

Anathema?
Who are you?
Nesvalyn
I'm Nesvalyn, and I'm just here to confirm something. Are you Anathema?
Anathema?
With who are you?
Nesvalyn
No one.
Anathema?
Then why do you want to know?

Hearing that line, there's a quick discussion mentally on how to process, but Nesvalyn suggests it's best to be honest and upfront with them.

Nesvalyn
We're looking for this Anathema as we have a problem related with Death Inc., and apparently the Bishop's Grand Niece is missing, and we're looking for some information that may help us with our problem.
Anathema?
Who, us?
Persy (from the other side of the door)
Yeah, we thought you were kidnapped.

The rest of team are showing their heads through the door.

Anathema?
Oh oh oh shit. Well, I'm Ana, this is Billi. Look, my grand oncle and her uncle doesn't like us and doesn't even give a shit about us. We've been gone for weeks, and they've never cared.
Persy
Something's different this time.
Axel
They're talking about you publicly, it's like it's going to be a war.
Ana
Well, I wouldn't put past them. Minavra seems to be a perfect place. But trust me, it's a shit hole. We're just hiding until we get enough to get offworld.
Axel
Wouldn't that negatively impact that set order?
Ana
Hell no.
Billi
Yeah, let them destroy each other.
Axel
We don't want to die, obviously, so we're going to kill everyone they send us, or us waiting to die before it's removed, unless we can do something about it.
Ana
No offenses, but sounds like a you problem.
Nesvalyn
That's my point, I'd hate to sell you out to save us.
Axel
So we're more looking for some informations to get us out.
Ana
I don't see how it has to do with me, but when you get a black spot, usually you deserve it.
Persy
It's more an overreaction in our case.
Ana
Well, you know, cheating over agents, pissing off higher ups, backing up deals, dishonorable changes...
Persy
It sounds to me that our contact in the agence didn't message properly the task. They didn't were upfront on the clauses, they said if you can do that, that would be great.
Ana
Sounds like you backed up from a deal.
Persy
It was on Dertrine.
Ana
You never know how high up is someone. Why do I even care?
Persy
You literally asked. But getting removed of this.
Ana
You could talk to Bishop if you're not shot down on sight.
Persy
We were kind of hoping you were kidnapped.
Ana
Not kidnapped.
Axel
We see that...
Ana
Or you can reach the CEO.
Axel
Any recommandations?
Ana
No one knows them.
Persy
Even, we're not sure they will accept our case.
Axel
Is it some kind of hooded figure?
Ana
I dunno man.
Axel
We can't even talk to anyone due to the spot.
Ana
Yeah, any agent can say you're marked.
Nesvalyn
Is there a way to hide our mark?
Ana
Some spells could do it. (Nystul’s Magic Aura)
Persy
I mean we know stuff, I don't want to rat you out...
Ana
Are you homophobic?
Billi
Yeah man, what's wrong with you?
Axel
Are you Persy?
Persy
What? No! I mean if your respective organizations would knew, they would come for you.
Ana
I doubt it.
Nesvalyn
Then why is everybody outside is looking for you?
Ana
I don't know.
Will
I'm not even sure my mother recalls my middle name...
Persy
What if we had a decoy?
Axel
What?
Persy
Gecko Girl was out there, and by showing to everybody what was going on, we could put on an act, and we're getting people there.
Axel
Oh, so it would bring attention of Death Inc...
Persy
They made it public they care about your disappearance, but if you think they wouldn't, that means they would have to back out, which would make them look bad.
Ana
Guess that's true. But what's in for me?
Axel
You're not gaining or losing anything. From what you said, telling Death Inc wouldn't change anything.
Ana
I'll tell you what, you pay off my drug debt and get an extra bag, and we'll go with your plan.

[Insight] They're not going to the move anytime soon.
We're paying her debt and buying her dose for 3500 credits. We're making our way back down to the girls, when suddenly we hear water dripping.
The stairwell fills with water suddenly, and landing with it is the Drown Bassist, and when she hits the water, she disappears. We're all submerged.

[Round 1]
Nesvalyn swims faster and breaks formation, and gets into a defensive position.
Senri tries to break a door (hits for 9 dmg), and transforms into her [Form of Dread]
Axel dodges as a bonus action, and attacks the door (hits twice for 10 dmg), making a hole and a jet of water is coming from the hole, pushing away Axel.
The bassist reappears in a kind of jellyfish form and attacks Balnorin (hits for 14 acid dmg) and disappears again.
β†ͺ [CON Save - Pass βœ”] Balnorin is not poisoned.
Balnorin looks for her ([Perception]), doesn't find her but there's something off about the water.
Persy inspects the water ([Arcana - Pass βœ”]) and thinking about her disappearance, she's not in the water, she is the water and asks Ozzy to inspect.
[CON Save] The temperature of the water drops immediately, Axel takes 9 ice dmg,


[Round 2]
Nesvalyn aims and shoots at Balnorin with the Boon Stick (heals 6 HP).
Senri pulls out the machine gun and prepares to shoot when the bassist reappears
Axel prepares to shoot the bassist when it shows up
Bassist attacks Nesvalyn (hits for 14 dmg)
β†ͺ[CON Save - Fail ❌] Nesvalyn is paralyzed (and doesn't hold his breath anymore)
β†ͺAll the readied attacks pass through her
Balnorin summons the crocodile from the Crocodile Belt.
Persy goes up to Nesvalyn, and uses the Owlbear's Paintbrush to teleport in the air and are free falling in the air, and both land safely and are prone on the roof.
[CON Save] Axel takes 2 cold damage, Senri and Balnorin takes 1 cold damage


[Round 3]
Nesvalyn is not paralyzed anymore ([CON Save - Pass βœ”]).
Senri plays the guitar and fills her mouth.
Axel dodges as an action.
Bassist tries to attack Senri (miss twice)
Balnorin holds his action.
Persy uses the Owlbear's Paintbrush to get back into the submerged area.
[CON Save] Balnorin, Persy and Senri takes 6 cold damage, Axel takes 3 cold damage.


[Round 4]
Nesvalyn searches a way back to regroup (removed from initiative)
Senri casts [Wind Wall], and for a moment the water is pushed away to allow the group to breath, but it doesn't last long.
Axel dodges and uses [Second Wind] to regain 4 HP.
Bassist tries to attack Axel (miss).
Balnorin waits.
Persy pulls out the Bottle of Lightning and opens it, dealing 31 dmg to everybody ([CON Save] Axel and Balnorin takes half, Persy casts [Absorb Elements] to halve it), with the bassist exploding and all of the water flows out of the stairwell.

All that's left of Shime is her Jellyfish Dress and an undead hand.
Nesvalyn manages to get back to the team after a moment.