41 - Once More, With Dessert

Previous session: 40 - Love, Death & Metal

Queen Biyana
Oh, fiancé! Oh! It's so pretty!

And she leans down to Paildreo, in a style what she doesn't know what she does, but she saw mortal doing it and starts to pinch their cheek, but much stronger as Paildreo moves, making it awkward with some kind of motion.
When the group quickly check Nesvalyn, he seems away and processing what's happening.
She finally turns to the group after leaving Paildreo's cheeks (and moving them).

Queen Biyana
Oh, and your friends, you put them in little costumes. It's so cute!
Or
Only the best for you, Mother.

As she looks after all of us, she goes to Axel and press a finger on them, and pass though, which should be rude and she pulls her finger back, but Axel giggles of delight.

Axel
I'm so happy to be in your presence.

She recoils of terror.

Queen Biyana
Oh, what is this awful noise?
Or (standing in a tease way)
I believe it is speaking, Mother.
Queen Biyana
Can't you make them sing or something?

Or snaps their fingers, and from now on we'll have to sing when we need to speak.

Axel
I am so happy that my voice could be better for you~
Or
Mother, shall we enjoy some Lawn games before dinner?

She express her delight in some childish way, and hops and claps when hearing the proposal.

Queen Biyana
I do love the lawn games!

Or has a hand on her Mother, and no longer holds Paildreo. They give a side eye to Nesvalyn and follows them two steps behind.
It takes 15 minutes to reach the courtyard, as we realize it's a really massive palace, as it seems to stretch forever. Every 10 feet, we notice one of these weird butlers.

The Lawn Games
...

We finally arrive in a lash green grass patch, but underwater. As we walk through, the air looks water, but we're not moving through water, and not even our hair is impacted by this.
We notice a big barrel filled with lawn darts. In the field before us, are 3-4 servants with bright pastel colors. Or snaps their fingers and the servants starts pivoting side to side and move in a specific pattern.

Queen Biyana
Oh, Lawn darts are more fun when it's moving targets.

She goes to do the first throw, removes one of her silk white glove and gives it to her seahorse elf, then grabs a lawn dart. She throws it and whips one servant, taking a chunk of its shoulder. They stand back up, pivot again while putting a hand on their shoulder.

Queen Biyana
That's 3000 points for me!

Axel goes next and goes for one far away.
↪[Attack Roll - Pass ✔] The thing is hit in the chest.
When looking up, Axel has 2 points.

Persy steps forwards, and tries to throw dramatically to miss on purpose.
↪[Performance] It was an average, with Or ringing in Persy's head "Don't. Embarass. Me.", with Or giving the most anger look.

Cherry goes for the hardest shot, and when picking up the dart...
↪[Insight - Pass ✔] The dart feels so familiar in her hand, and when looking up, she has a déjà-vu feeling. Cherry is seeing this scene from another perspective, like watching from the other side, but as one of the targets. Cherry shakes off the sensation.
↪[Attack Roll - Pass with Deal with the Devil]

Or
Really?
Cherry
I've never done that before.
Or
Your body did. As you're a guest, this one is a freebie.

The dart goes directly in the neck of the target, and scores 10 points.
Balnorin goes next, and takes a look at the darts and goes for the one in mid-range.
↪[Attack Roll - Fail ❌] He misses, then shrugs.

We notice that every throw, the Queen claps every time.
Nesvalyn goes last. He aims and...
↪[Attack Roll - Fail ❌] the dart deviates at last minute. Or claps and says "Better luck next time.", while keeping an eye on Nesvalyn.

Or (at Paildreo)
Throw for me, Darling.

Paildreo picks a dart, throws it and hits with ease.

Or
That would be 1500 points.

The round ends, and it's the Queen's turn, who's putting her silk gloves back, just to remove them for the shot.
She throws and hits the furthest one, who gets down... and doesn't get up again.

Queen Biyana (clapping cheerfully)
Yay! I win!
Or (clapping)
Well played Mother.

Croquet time
...

We're moving on to the next activity, where we see a Croquet field has been put for us.
There's a maillet for each of us, and when looking at the field, the wickets are made from rib bones. The goal post is the head of one of the servants.

Nesvalyn (mentally)
There's something strange happening to Axel, someone knows why?
Persy (mentally)
It's probably the same effect as the brothel. It may fade either with time, or by leaving the place, or with a spell.

We all decide to play Croquet, as Or stared at us, inviting us hard enough to join.
The queen starts first with a small tap to the ball, and it zips, making it a quarter of the course.
For the rest of the party, it moves 6 inches at a time, except for Nesvalyn, the ball rolls away and does a Tee Hee~ sound, until finally hitting it after multiple attempts, for 6 inches too.
Or and the Queen make it in a standard time, but as it is Croquet, they'll have to wait that everybody finishes.

[Insight - Pass ✔] The Croquet field feels like a desert for Cherry, and she realizes the reason why it's taking so long to do it: we all shrunk in size. She also has the same feeling, like observing the scene and the group from another point of view.

Or passively/aggressively comments on each action Nesvalyn does, with sometimes replying and thanking them for their patience, while holding their stare, implying that they're part of the problem. Even with that, Nesvalyn takes a good time playing dumb and seeing what's happening.
Finally, we all finish, with Nesvalyn taking more time than the rest of the group.

Or
Well, your STUPIDITY makes us late for dinner, and we won't be able to crucify the masses.

The Queen lost interest of the game, and the servants made a chair for her to sit and they hold an umbrella.

Or
Come Mother, it's time for dinner, finally.

We do the long walk back to the castle.

The diner
...

We finally arrive in the dining room, being ridiculously long. There are 7 seats clustered on one side, and one seat far away, being Nesvalyn's seat. As he walks away, his footsteps make an echo sound to emphasize how isolate he will be for that part of the evening.
Axel grabs their chair and moves closer to Nesvalyn, but we all notice that they moved closer to the Queen instead.

Or (mentally to Axel)
Have you been to a weal dinner before property? Know. YOUR. PLACE.

The queen reacts when Axel sits, and tries to add a blush to make the scene warmer.

Axel
Never I've ever seen a more radiant woman~
Queen Biyana
I know.

We are all served food hidden in silver cloches, which when removed, display really fancy and high chef quality food. Except Nesvalyn, who has a hand with gives the middle finger once the cloche is removed, making it even more obvious what message Or gives to the team.
[Perception - Pass ✔] Cherry looks down and sees a beautiful plated meal, who seems to be fish, with everything at perfection, the cooking, the sauce, the side dish. Everything. However, she blinks and sees a pile of organs instead.
She doesn't say a word about what she sees, and eats along the party (except Persy, who doesn't need to, and prefer to stand still).
As everybody (except Persy and Nesvalyn) eats the disguised organs, it tastes like a beautiful fish with the perfect sauce.
Or, the Queen and Paildreo are doing small talk about the upcoming marriage.

Paildreo
Well, we just reunited, so it's not going to be before a moment.

The queen asks the attention of everybody, except Nesvalyn who's too far away and doesn't hear it, but only notices that the tone changed, and asks often mentally what is being said and answered.

Queen Biyana
Or, you have such interesting collection of friends, but not terribly good at lawn games.
Or
Thank you, Mother.
Queen Biyana
So, how do you all know my son? Oh, my child.
Persy
We met out of the material plane, where our foes we slain~
Queen Biyana
Oh, a singing automaton, it's so joyful! Honey, did you make this one?
Or
Yes, Mother. So you enjoy it?
Queen Biyana
Oh yes! Did you make it for me?
Or
Actually... Mother, it's an early prototype, it's merely just a test. I'm surprised it has much longevity.
Queen Biyana (turning to Axel)
What about this lava lamp? Did you make this?
Or
No Mother. But I do own it.

They're looking at Axel.
↪[CHA Save - Fail ❌] Axel is still charmed.

Or
This one was a defective one. Poor thing can't have a working memory past a day.
Queen Biyana
Hush. Oh my darling boy. Sorry everyone. Darling child, you're such a business person.
Queen Biyana (turning to Cherry)
Oh, and you have a pet with you, such a cute... rodent.
Cherry
Of course they have~
Or
Oh. Yes. You know me and my love for animals and animalistic creatures.
Queen Biyana (turning to Balnorin)
Oh and you got a... that's an edgy little friend. Are you in dark arts?
Balnorin
You can say that~
Queen Biyana
Oh perfect, we should talk about dark rituals later then.

She turns to the group to the group again.

Queen Biyana
But how do you know... Oh.
Queen Biyana (to Nesvalyn far away)
And you pretty lizard?
Nesvalyn
As my fellow explained, with Or some opponents with slayed~

Nesvalyn receives no reply from his answer.

Queen Biyana (under her breath)
Neat.
Or
Honestly, that one wasn't invited.
Axel (mentally)
Or acts like a bitch.
Nesvalyn (mentally)
I'm having such a good time honestly.
Queen Biyana (out loud)
Yeah they act like a bitch.

Or raises an eyebrow.

Axel
I'm so happy you agree~
Queen Biyana
But I said it before: say a bad thing about my child and I'll crush you.
Cherry
That would be so... hot~

The diner keeps going, which led to some revelations, if they're all true, that means:

  • Or is the one that made the deal with Paildreo to keep Nesvalyn in coma.
  • Cherry (and Reylynn) seems to notice that Or's palace is where they spend the time before coming back to us.
  • Or claimed that they made Persy.
  • Or claims to be Axel's owner.
Queen Biyana
I'm so exhausted after today's activities, I shall retire to my Quarters. Or, it's so nice to take care and host me during my undeterminated stay. Paildreo, it's so nice to meet you.

Paildreo nods silently. She stands up and walks over to the door.

Queen Biyana
And I shall bid you all a good night.

The servants open the door, and the palace shrinks down and stops at the door, allowing to cross the corridor instantly. She passes the doors and the palace expands again.

The confrontation
...

Or turns to all of us once it's only us remaining.

Or
Well, you could have done better. Oh. One moment.

They snap and the table shrinks and Nesvalyn is with the party this time, and we no longer have to sing to express ourselves.

Or
It would be more enjoyable to hear your reactions.
Nesvalyn
I'm mostly surprised you're afraid to lose your fiance to a mortal.
Or
I'm not afraid of you. I just enjoy moments of hope my prey have before my trap closes. Paildreo, did you not explained him your deal?
Persy
They said they couldn't.
Or
Oh. I did say that. You're allowed to explain now.
Paildreo
I... erhm... I bartered my heart for you to survive your infection until I find a cure. Or also slowed down my aging so I could live long enough for the cure in exchange. And as soon we would kiss, that would mean I've done my part of the deal, and that they could claim me.
Axel
I didn't like you before, but with that, I even like you less.
Or
Says the Plasmoid who wouldn't keep a single memory. All I had to do is to drop into a ship, knowing where you would be find.
Axel
You found me confused, and you put me wondering where you wanted. You're not my owner.

Or sighs and shows the receipt of ownership of Axel, confirming their side of the story.

Nesvalyn
Then how did I get infected? Was this part of your great scheme too?
Or
I don't know. Ask Paildreo.

Paildreo looks really heartbroken.

Paildreo
We were attacked by a Morphoid scouting pod, and you were bit.
Or
I just capitalized on opportunities, what can I say else? Talking about opportunities...

They grab and licks Paildreo all over the face. Once Or is done, Paildreo looks as young before The Wyrd.

Nesvalyn
...They won't recognize me, don't they?
Or
They are still recognizing you, it wouldn't be fun otherwise.
Axel
It's gross and messed up to keep them young.
Nesvalyn
So that's it? You're doing everything to prove you're the best and way superior to us?
Axel
You're such a shitty bully.
Or
Oh, I'm so much worse than that.
Axel
Doing all this whole thing, but like, the things you said and evil acts, they're childish evil. The kind of things a teenage would do.
Or
I've been alive forever, and we'll be alive forever. You're only 17 months old. I'm sure at this point you haven't seen how much of a bully I've been lately.
Axel
Is it something you're taking pride lately?

Or's black eyes are shining.

Or
As I said, I bought and dropped you on a mountain, so these idiots could find you.
Or (to Persy)
And the one who believes he's smart, finding the house of my associate. I found the perfect subject of my new toy.
Persy
Behind of all, wow.
Or
I am.
Or (to Cherry)
I don't know which one you are, but this rabbit girl has all the souls bundled around her. How was Croquet?
Cherry
It was... pleasant.
Or
I'm sure the darts were a fun for them.
Cherry
Yes quite.
Or
And who do you think is behind a small little back dot containing an ancient evil, which of course my idiot robot let your trembling send you along with the party. Who do you think was so forgetful that day at Chef's noodle?
Nesvalyn
You mother...
Persy
But the cold iron trap we saved you from...
Or
Part of the plan.
Persy
You're so wrong.
Axel (turning to Persy)
I was thinking about why we shouldn't always hurt other people, but I was wrong after seeing that, sorry Persy.
Nesvalyn
Hold up, what we heard from the deal mentioned I was supposed to be in an eternal slumber, and yet I woke up and standing before you.
Or
It wasn't part of breaking the contract per se.
Nesvalyn
Then show us the fucking contract.
Axel
If it's part of it, then you broke it.
Nesvalyn
So, what are the terms? As I'm standing right here in front of you.
Or
I didn't personally woke you up, didn't I?
Nesvalyn
Who or what then?
Or
I'm not here to discuss contract as it was a verbal agreement. And I'm the KING OF THIS CASTLE.
Axel
You're right. And you know what else? We should leave.
Or
However, Paildreo stays here. Except if you have better of course.
Nesvalyn
Define better.
Or
A Heart for a Heart is a good deal.
Nesvalyn
I suppose you want me instead?
Or
Oh no, you're hideous. Paildreo is much more beautiful.
Nesvalyn
...the porridge.

Nesvalyn pulls out a small golden trinket from his pouch and presents it to Or.

Or
I suppose that's pretty. And it's jewelry.

[Insight - Pass ✔] Nesvalyn notices Or is being nonchalant, but they really want it.

Nesvalyn
You're right, Paildreo is prettier. It's not worth it.
Or
Well, leave in that case.

[Insight - Pass ✔] They're done, really.

Nesvalyn
Let's suppose we take the deal, what else?
Or
You can take your tramp, and you know what, you're not worth it. No more shenanigans and I leave you all alone.

After that, Nesvalyn consults the party mentally about what to do, where Axel and Persy seem to suggest that it's not a good idea to give the item to Or, especially with how they want it, even if the no one knows what the item does.
After a moment, Nesvalyn takes a deep breath and hold his cheeks, preparing to give his answer.

Nesvalyn
I've made my decision. See you at the wedding.

Nesvalyn starts to leave first, followed by the party

Or
HOW DARE YOU, YOU INSIGNIFICENT BEINGS! Being that insolent in this place, IN. MY. CASTLE.
Paildreo
Nesvalyn!

He stops and gives a side eye to them.

Paildreo
Don't get back, they'll kill you!
Nesvalyn
...I know.

And Nesvalyn resumes his walk, which infuriates Or.

Or (yelling)
I'LL PAINT THE WALLS WITH THEIR BLOOD, RAISE THE FLAGS USING THEIR SKINS TO SCARE YOU OFF AND THEN GET YOU. And once you're all mine, I will repeat that to each. one. of. you.
Nesvalyn (in a serious and casual tone)
You still owe us, Or.
Or
Oh oh oh, the time for bargaining is over, I'll see you first. Trust me on that.

The door opens and we're swirled back to our deck. Nesvalyn turns and see Paildreo going for a dash trying to reach him, but is held by a magical force and the door along its knocker disappears.
Blood is dripping on deck, as Nesvalyn his mouth in shock, revealing the source of the "injury".

Back on known waters
...

Persy
What. the. fuck.
Axel
We have a target now, we'll get the fucker, and get your fiancé back.

↪✒Main quest added: ✔ The Fey Heist

Persy get out his anger battling the mat.
Nesvalyn sits and cries out of anger and screams. After a while, he goes in his room, mentioning he needs to lay down. Cherry follows him for a while.

It's something... hard to talk about, but it has to be known by all of us.

Cherry knocks on Nesvalyn's door, checking on him.

Cherry
So, how you've been doing?
Nesvalyn
Really bad, you saw it.
Cherry
Care to elaborate? How does it feel to lose someone precious?
Nesvalyn
...really?
Cherry
Humour me.
Nesvalyn (sitting up)
... fine, I told you I would try to make it out between us. What do you want to know?
Cherry
Explain your pain.
Nesvalyn
I... I feel like a part of me was ripped, I don't even know if I-

Cherry casts [Hold Person] on Nesvalyn, who failed the save and is held.

Cherry
Perfect. Just what I wanted to hear, so you can share my pain now.

Cherry picks Nesvalyn's shortsword and holds Nesvalyn in close contact.
↪[WIS Save - Fail ❌] Nesvalyn is still held.

Nesvalyn (mentally to the rest of the group)
Help... me...
Cherry
After all, you're the one responsible for everything Nesvalyn, you deserve what you're getting right now.

[WIS Save - Fail ❌] Nesvalyn is still held.

Cherry
You stole my D'Hiara after all. You stole me everything.

Nesvalyn realizes with shock that this time, he indeed killed her, Cherry is actually Beryl.
[WIS Save - Fail ❌] Nesvalyn is still held.

Cherry/Beryl
But not to worry, I'll claim your life to begin with.

When she's about to strike, Axel and Persy barges in.

After filling Cherry with holes, her body raises up and piecing back together, and after a flash, Reylynn is standing back in front us.

Axel and Persy are arguing about killing Cherry, while Nesvalyn grabs Reylynn by her shoulders.

Nesvalyn
Tell me you're ok Reylynn.
Reylynn
I'm fine, what's happening?

Nesvalyn hugs her and doesn't reply to her question.

Axel
Shooting you was an accident, sorry.
Persy
How it is an accident!?
Axel
Full disclosure, when I empty my clip, they don't die immediately. I through she would last so long than she did.
Reylynn
She?
Persy
It's not an excuse.
Axel
I completely agree with you. I'm just explaining what's happening.
Persy
Fantastic, if you're sorry, be better next time.
Nesvalyn
Guys...
Axel
I'd love to have some pointers next time on what to do. Tell me what next time.
Persy (showing his fists)
Like this!
Axel
I am pretty good with these actually.
Nesvalyn
Guys! Stop. I... I need a drink. Let's talk about that after I'm drunk for a few days.
Persy
Sorry Nes, I've been on edge.
Nesvalyn
I know. That's why I propose that we all let go some steam, it's been a few long days.

Ludwig joins us downstairs.

Ludwig
So there's been people asking why there are been gunshots.
Nesvalyn (sighing)
That was excepted. I'll go explain, we'll just say there are been big rodents in the ship.

We manage to convince everybody and we're clear to go, as apparently big space rats is a thing, and we apparently "did" the right thing.

Nesvalyn
Ludwig, you want to join for a drink? My treat.
Ludwig
Sure, I have nothing to do.
Nesvalyn
It's the least I can do as we put you in danger.
Ludwig
Yeah you did that, and you filled my shop with holes.
Nesvalyn
Don't push your luck kid, you asked for the tow.

And on these notes, the group accompanied by Ludwig fully embarks on the Waypoint.

Waypoint Barros
...

Waypoint Barros is smaller than Waypoint Sinesteesa, as it's above the planet Minavra.
Minavra-B is a moon where most of the planet is dead. Long ago, residents escaped to the moon, and terraformed it. 95% of the moon is crawling with mega cities. The waypoint is essentially a SpellJammer stop outside the big city.

Nesvalyn, Axel and Persy go directly to the bar, whereas Balnorin mentions he has to do something first. Reylynn will follow Balnorin.

Balnorin and Reylynn looks for information on Death Inc.
↪[Investigation] It's one of the major players on the planet and the waypoint. They have a pretty big recycling center down the planet, along with the associated shady deals. We have the direction of the dealer.
Reylynn spots a poster "Brought to you by Death Inc.", and sees this: D3AD AG4IN, with four good looking undead, with one being Kaze.

Reylynn (pointing Kaze)
Why this guitar looks familiar?
Balnorin
Wait a minute. What the fuck.

Balnorin inspects more the poster.

Balnorin
Uh, check that out.

He points the guitar more and her back, but Reylynn looks the scenery instead.

Balnorin
Grab the thing on your back.
Reylynn
Oh. Ooooh. I didn't notice that. Since when I have this? Why you didn't told me?
Balnorin (whispering)
We have ganked the bitch.
Reylynn
Well, she probably deserved it.
Balnorin
Yeah, but I don't know how that shit works, and you took it.

The other corporation is Druid Corps, they're the corporation that built most of the city below. It's the strongest government the planet has.

Balnorin
It seems that we found the info I was looking for.

They're looking for items, but the only shop is the Fontanini Pawn Shop. They decide to head back to the team.

Back to the bar, Nesvalyn didn't touch his drink.
Persy used the robe of [Alter Self] as a Tiefling and drink as much as he can.
Axel drinks a bit.
Ludwig is standing on the scene singing.
Reylynn goes to play guitar to accompany him.

It's not that busy as it's the middle of the day.
Balnorin goes up to Nesvalyn and take the team in a corner booth.

Balnorin
I found out some information about the station in the planet below. Death Inc. is one of the biggest player there, and the Druid Corps are the biggest company. It may be worth to go checking if there are issues between the parties, which basically means that many deals are open to us.
Persy
What a fucking pain, it's going to be a pain in the ass if they find out we're here.
Balnorin
We could exploit that.
Axel
But if they're not at a war, we may worsen the situation.
Nesvalyn
I second that.
Balnorin
It's worth checking Druid Corps first.
Nesvalyn
We can still ask to them.
Axel
We shouldn't align with anyone.
Balnorin
I'm talking about the money we could make.
Persy
Druids are corporate now?
Balnorin
I know right? Looking for opportunities and money friends. We have a shit ship in a complete disrepair, like, it's really is beyond repair.
Axel
We could press it on our advantage for Death Inc., if they keep sending big people, we can really just keep killing them and take what they had.
Nesvalyn
How about no? We're being cornered by so many people and corporations, let's ease it a bit.
Balnorin
That's the point. We're at the place they expect us the less, directly under their nose.
Persy
They could know due to Kaze.
Balnorin
We could be protected by Druid Corps.
Persy
I don't see how.
Axel
The most we could get is another corporation that we aren't good business partners. We made a bad impression on our last deal, and we killed their assassin.
Persy
But we defended ourselves!
Nesvalyn
... you know what. We know our objective, we're bringing Or down. But it will be hard to do that by ourselves.
Balnorin
That's why we need allies.
Nesvalyn
Or at least not having Death Inc in the middle.
Balnorin
They manage to terraform, so we should have a look.
Axel
I don't know what to look and what to find, but I still want to be useful to all of you.
Nesvalyn
Aww, Axel.

We take everything from our ship, and Ludwig stays behind on the ship for now along with Sprigg.
We don't use the elevator (which would've cost 100 credits per character to have a ride (the back ride is included)) and use a charge of [Wind Walk] from Kaze's Guitar to reach the planet. The winds are pushing us in unpredictive directions once we're in the atmosphere. As we drift down and past the upper clouds, we have drifted a couple of miles away from the shaft, but we're still together.
We see below us a sprawling a magically powered megacity, filled with sky scrappers build of stones and trees who grew together, with many wind surfing boards to move around.
These big airships transports huge cargo loads, and when we're getting closer to the ground, we hear the sound of millions of people in one condensed place, and we land on the top of a building, and all we see wind surfing boards everywhere.
Even on this tall building, we aren't even on the tallest building, even if this one is already 150ft tall.
What troubles hence forth in this city?

The party levels up to level 11!