25 - Another day in Paradise

Previous session: 24 - Reunion beneath the full moon

The funerals
...

As we reached the shore with Willum's body and still take time to realize what happened and wondering how we should do it, Persy mentions that he never did that before, and doesn't know what to do. Do we bury him? Or should we do something else?
[Religion] Someone living mostly in the water should return to the water.

In his reflection, Persy suggests the idea.
The party leaves his armor and only his family and personal items on Willum's body.

Persy
I think I can give the basics... actually Balnorin, can you... you know, have some things to say? Not necessarely about Wonder of Death, and not something heavy. You're the holy man here.

Balnorin thinks a bit.

Balnorin
May his restless soul find peace.

We're breaking the ice near the shore, and then push Willum's body into the cold water, as he drifts and goes further in the deeps of the lake, joining his last destination.

We setup the camp and rest in what seemed the coldest evening we faced.

Resuming the expedition
...

The next morning...

Reylynn leads the party through the mountains, and we've been travelling for a couple of days.
[Survival - Pass ✔] Reylynn finds a safe path to keep exploring on her recon. On her way back to the party, she finds a grove to rest for the evening.
A nearby tree stands out, with a weird cocoon up in it.
[Perception - Pass ✔] Upon inspection, Persy recognizes some damaged container. A purple icicle fluid gets out, but it's frozen. Reylynn notices some bits of metal and other materials in the surroundings, which seems to belong to this cocoon. This thing landed in the tree first.
[Investigation - Pass ✔] For a split second, Nesvalyn and Persy notices that the fluid wiggles. Nesvalyn notices that the faintest pulse of light, like a living pulse.

Persy
Perhaps it's safe to say it's magical.
Nesvalyn
I'd say it's mostly alive.

then points to the faint pulse he noticed.

Persy
Could it be an ooze?
Nesvalyn
I hope not, I had bad experiences with that before.

Persy pokes a bit more the thing with a stick, but it doesn't seem acidic or poisonous.
[Identify] No spells nor effects active on this, but it's definitively a creature.

Persy
You were right Nesvalyn. It is a creature.
Nesvalyn
I mean, last time we unfroze a creature, it happened to be Sir Tonq to which it led to some adventures in the Dome where we had to handle a war while the overseer didn't care anymore, and I learnt the reason of my condition, so you know, it could lead to another adventures and probably more interesting stuff. But on the other hand, it's an ooze, and it used to be mostly trouble. But it's me with my knowledge before Wyrd.
Persy
Ok, so...
Nesvalyn
What do we do with that then?
Loyal
Perhaps we could bring it back to the camp?

We keep discussing for a while about what we should with this creature and the pod, and the consensus reached is to bring the frozen entity with us, and see what happens.
We're setting up the camp and we start to spend the night...
As the night progresses and Persy keeps watch, the ice around the ooze melts. Except of dripping out, and melting, it's getting back up progressively to the tree and starts to enter back into the container.

Persy
It's fascinating, it's acting like an egg...
Loyal
Persistance, I'm trying to sleep...

After a few hours, the ooze is fully back into the container.

Persy
Maybe it's cooking like a hard boiled egg that we can eat later...

Persy uses a charge of his Rocket Boots to get on the tree, and inevitably wakes up everybody, where the party starts to complain, especially Loyal and Nesvalyn.

Loyal
Why not using the grappling hook?
Persy
But I love these boots!
Nesvalyn
It couldn't wait tomorrow morning?

Once on the tree and more precisely the pod, it's heavier than it looks, and he brings the pod closer to the fire.
Persy looks into the pod, and sees eyes forming on the creature, and they look back at him.

Persy
Guys, I think it's waking up.
Loyal
What the fuck have you done again Persistance?
Nesvalyn
It couldn't wait a bit for that? Geez.

Persy starts to move the container away from the fire.

Nesvalyn
Come on. Leave it where it is at this point.

The creature starts to ooze away from the pod, and it shapes as an humanoid form.

Loyal
What the Fuck Persistance?
Nesvalyn
Uh... hello?

Close Encounters of the Ooze Kind
...

They analyse us after this small interaction, until they turn back to the pod, as they're looking for something, and puts a cloak, and gets back to us.

???
Who are you and where am I?
Persy
IT SPEAKS!
Loyal
You woke it up Persistance, you answer.
Persy
Oh. Well, we... are adventurers. Well not from here... but actually from... well...

He starts to mumble and barely makes any sense

Persy
...and you're currently next to out fire camp.

Persy sits awkwardly after barely answering the question

???
You don't answer my question.
Nesvalyn
Do you recall anything?
???
Just your friends' eyes.
Loyal
Ask the name!
Nesvalyn
Right. I'm Nesvalyn, and you are?
???
Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdicar.

Nesvalyn looks the most perplex and checks to rest of the party, where they seem unfazed.

Loyal
What are you? Not to be rude.
Asmoranomei... (damn, have to ask again)
That's a fantastic question! I don't know.
Loyal
You're allowed to ask more about that, Persistance.
Persy
Ok Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdicar...
Nesvalyn
You do remember the name, just like that?
Nesvalyn (whispering to Persy)
Please write it down in the journal when you'll have some time please.
Persy
Do you recall something, like the cloak?
Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdicar (thanks Persy)
Just that.
Persy
It's not from this world. I mean you look cool and weird!
Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdicar
I like the cool, but I dislike the "weird" part.
Persy
It's nice in my book!
Loyal
Ugh, Persistance.
Persy
Oh, oh! Can you read minds?

[Insight] Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdicar doesn't have the ability to read minds after reflecting on themselves, and shake their head.

Loyal (to Reylynn on the side)
Do you know anything about that kind of creature Reylynn?

[Nature - Pass ✔] They are Goop people, apparently highly dangerous, often found jumping between planes.

Reylynn
They're called Goop People.
Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdicar
I don't like that name, would you like you to be named Rabbit people or Lizard people?
Nesvalyn (to the party)
Why it's always a lizard?
Persy
So, Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdicar...
Loyal
It will be Asmo for me.
Persy
...can you reshape your body with your elasticity?

They reshape as Loyal.

Loyal
Am I that old?
Persy
Less purple though.
Loyal
Say that more about Nesvalyn.
Persy
With this plasticity, are you a kind of Plasmoid?
Loyal
What's a Plasmoid?
Nesvalyn
No idea. Ask him.

They suddenly recall they have a destiny, but it's unclear what their precise purpose is.

Asmo (good idea Loyal)
I don't know anything about my purpose.
Persy
It's not too bad, there's only Loyal at this point in the group.
Asmo
Why are you going up the mountain?
Balnorin
Good exercise.
Loyal
Exactly, I'm a old man, I need my exercise.
Persy
If you came in that shell, it's not something appearing from the Wyrd, as it's recent.
Nesvalyn
Are you suggesting they arrived recently? How?

Persy doesn't recognize the design upon inspection.

Persy
Can I keep this?
Asmo
I don't think I need anymore, sure.

Persy pulls out the Portable Hole of his bag and places it to the ground.

Asmo
What is that?
Loyal
A hole.
Asmo
I see.
Loyal
Stuff hole.
Nesvalyn
A Portable hole actually.
Asmo
I see.
Nesvalyn
I was wondering, how do you manage to speak our language? Is it something you knew before arriving here?
Asmo
Not really, it's probably about the nanobots.
Nesvalyn & Loyal
The what?
Asmo
Really small robots, smaller than sand.
Loyal
Persy, can you...?

Persy pulls out his magnifying glass, and starts to observe.

Loyal
If so, did you said that it could make it understand us.
Asmo
Yeah.
Loyal
Could it work with other languages?
Asmo
Who knows.
Loyal (in infernal)
Let's find out.
Persy (also in infernal)
Good idea.

Asmo doesn't understand and shake their head.

Asmo
Not really.
Loyal
Perhaps it was a one time thing.

[Detect portals] No portal is sensed.

Nesvalyn
So, as I feel like it's going to be new fascination for Persy for... months. What do we do with them?
Persy
Do you like to live and keep existing?
Asmo
Sure.
Persy
How are you handling yourself?
Asmo
I can keep myself in check.

They pull out a strange magitech weapon.

Persy
Is that a magitech gun?
Asmo
Yeah! It's a Afnema Blóðlínur.
Nesvalyn
Please keep that... long name for your notes Persy, not my journal please.

(Too late I guess. Could be useful to keep the name somewhere just in case.)

Persy
Hey, let's try this!

Upon that, Persy throws a piton into the air.
[Ranged attack - Pass ✔] They manage to shoot properly the piton in the air, but all hear an ear shattering noise with a purple bullet, smoking the piton.

Persy
Wow!
Nesvalyn
And I hope it's not going to bring anything around here.
Loyal
Same idea.
Asmo
Who would do that?
Loyal
More than you think.
Persy
Gosh that's awesome, you don't recall where you got it?
Asmo
No.
Persy
So, as you don't know where to go, you could keep going with us right?
Nesvalyn
I... guess they can stay.

Upon this discussion, Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdicar joins the party. As they go back to the camp, Nesvalyn calls Loyal.

Nesvalyn
I was wondering, can you keep...
Loyal
Persy in check? Sure.
Nesvalyn
Thanks. I don't think Asmo is malevolent, but Persy's curiosity may bring harm.

Persy will keep investigating Asmo's rifle and try to learn more for the rest of the evening.

The next morning...

It's a bit harder to breathe since we started to climb the Alderakh. We notice we're on the eastern side of the mountain. As we progress, we notice smoke from what we suppose to be a camp in the direction we're heading.

The theory being Ludwig rises, where Persy is furious after him, while Nesvalyn tries to keep his calm. Asmo is curious about the resentment towards him, but we're not expanding much as it's "complicated", and still a bit early to talk about that.

We're getting closer to the source of smoke.
As we made our way through the forest in a flatter section, we see it's actually a chimney smoke, with a structure of some kind.

Nesvalyn
That's surprising.
Persy
That's unexpected. I thought the point of coming here was to avoid civilization.
Nesvalyn
Perhaps it's an hermit?
Persy
I guess we can check, I feel less and less it's Ludwig.
Asmo
Is it a good thing?
Nesvalyn
I don't know how you feel and sense emotions, but as I said earlier, it's complicated and something we experienced a bit before meeting you. We still need time to process too, but for now, let's say it's convenient it's not Ludwig.

We're approaching the place, who seems to be a business of some kind. It's a 3 floors building, with a fence and a closed gate: "Lombardo's Winter's Paradise".
The party quickly banter about the choice of place, and hope it's not the paradise the pilgrims were looking for.

Lombardo's Winter's Paradise
...

Balnorin gets closer to the building. The place seems barricaded. There's a low gate "blocking" us that can be jumped over easily. We all jump over, and we notice smaller buildings near the tall one, including a carriage house structure that has wires going up to the mountain. And by getting closer, we notice that the windows are boarded up from the inside.

Nesvalyn
I don't like the way how it's barricaded.

Balnorin doesn't even take the time to react that he tries to force his way through the door.
[STR Check - Fail ❌] Balnorin just bonks his shoulder against the door by trying to break it down.

Voice behind the door
Who's there?
Nesvalyn (to the party)
Uh? It's still a living place then.
Nesvalyn (speaking up)
We're travelers looking for a shelter for the evening.
Voice behind the door
Oh, you're visitors, guests?

We hear noises and the door being unlocked, and a slim dwarf in rags opens up.

Dwarf butler
Please come in.

We all enter the place.

Dwarf butler
Welcome to Lombardo's Winter's Paradise, our premiere ski resort! Can you smile please?
Nesvalyn
Why?
Dwarf butler
We can't let you inside as long you're not smiling.

Loyal and Nesvalyn let a small smile. The dwarf pushes the lip of Loyal to check his teeth.

Dwarf butler
Oh good, come in.
Loyal
Are you checking we're not vampires?
Nesvalyn
Is it an habit to check your guests if they're vampires?
Dwarf butler
Oh. No, not at all ah ah.

[Insight - Pass ✔] With how awkward he is by pointing that, it's not hard to guess he was checking if we were vampires.

Dwarf butler
We have excellent rooms and great prices.
Voice from afar
Ignitius!
Ignitius
We have guests, Ms L.

We see an halfling woman wearing a very nice dress, in really gorgeous clothes and fancy accessories, and being really belt shape.

Ms. Lombardo
Oh, hello, welcome to my winter paradise.
Asmo
Hello! It's great to meet you.
Ms. Lombardo
My name is Dottie Lombardo, welcome to my magnum opus, ski, spa, and winter paradise.
Persy
You get many customers here?
Ms. Lombardo
Of course, who wouldn't with Dottie Lombardo?

[History - Pass ✔] Persy heard something about her: a crazy story about a woman so beautiful and so humble at the same time that two of the former elven houses collapsed and went to war because of her. But it could be false.

Persy (while rubbing his chin)
I'm wondering what the story is here.
Ms. Lombardo
Please, come inside the living room, we'll have tea.

The place doesn't seem to have been "alive" for a while, as it's stall and dusty. She claps her hands while calling "Ignitius", and more servants come, as we discover that all the servants are named Ignitius.

Ms. Lombardo
Please prepare 6 rooms for our guests.

The living room
...

We're all going to the living room, and we all sit in sofas, and she sits a much more elegant and confortable chair. As she sits, she enjoys a cup of tea, but only herself. And there is only one cup of tea on the table, hers, along the teapot, still steaming.

Ms. Lombardo
I'm sorry, it's been a while since we got a restock, and unfortunately, we don't have much tea.

We see clearly there's enough tea for her, the group and probably more people.

Ms. Lombardo
So, how long are you staying?
Persy
Just tonight.
Ms. Lombardo
Ah yes, it is very safe here. We're taking pride for the security of the place.
Persy
I don't see many guards here...
Ms. Lombardo
Oh oh oh, no one would dare attack Dottie L.
Persy
Monsters wouldn't care.
Ms. Lombardo
Fortunately, my servants are quite fortuned with handling the... guests. I think it will be fine.
Nesvalyn
I'm surprised there isn't much people.
Ms. Lombardo
It's actually our first winter, I got this built this summer.
Persy
Oh. How many guests have you got before?
Ms. Lombardo
Including you, we had 6.
Persy
So it was 0 before.
Ms. Lombardo
We're sitting on something.
Persy
But your communication, how did you plan to make yourself known?
Ms. Lombardo
Oh you know, with our advertisements and people talking about it.
Balnorin
A wonderful idea.
Ms. Lombardo
How long do you plan to stay with us?
Persy
We're planning just to stay just tonight.
Ms. Lombardo
Where are you heading?
Nesvalyn
To the top.
Ms. Lombardo
The tippy top? You can use the ski to get to the stop.
Persy
About the rates...
Ms. Lombardo
Staying would be... 13k gold pieces.
Nesvalyn
And without using the ski?
Ms. Lombardo
It would be 13k gold pieces.
Persy
We should leave actually.
Nesvalyn
We don't have that sum.
Ms. Lombardo
Well, we could have an agreement.
Nesvalyn
Do you mind getting more to the point?
Ms. Lombardo
Oh oh oh, I'm the point. But I have a former acquittance, and he's been sending someone to leave with them, and I don't want to reconnect with this former associate.
Nesvalyn
It's reason why it's barricaded I guess?
Loyal
And the check on teeth?
Ms. Lombardo
Tudududu...
Balnoring
What exactly do you want us to do?
Ms. Lombardo
Perhaps persuade them to leave.
Asmo
Sure we can do this.
Persy
We came here to stay safe, and we're staying for a battle, which seems to be the opposite of safe here.

There's a few words within the group that if we have to accept the offer, we should negotiate to stay another day to be sure we're rested well for the rest of the climbing.

Nesvalyn
Can you tell us more perhaps?

[Persuasion - Pass ✔] She sighs and seems a bit defeated.

Ms. Lombardo
The truth is, they're vampire spawns, and my associate is a vampire. He wanted to turn me into a spawn, and therefore, be eternally his. But I, a lady of my rank, wouldn't want and he doesn't want to understand that!

[Insight - Pass ✔] She is truthful, even if she was overdramatic about this.

Persy
Really dramatic indeed. It's only fair for this case that we should be able to stay two nights then.
Ms. Lombardo
Well I didn't expect you to private me from 26k gold, but it's pocket change after all. Fine.
Balnorin
When are they coming?
Ms. Lombardo
At night. They're night walkers.
Balnorin
How many?
Ms. Lombardo
Usually 12 spawns, but he doesn't appear. It's not a man of emotion.
Persy
Yeah, I think we can handle some vampire spawns. That should be fun everybody.
Balnorin
No kidding.

After agreeing, we have roughly 6 hours of planification. All of our rooms are quickly undusted and prepared. We manage to rest a bit, then we plan a bit.
[Religion - Pass ✔] Vampire's spawn cannot enter a residence unless they're invited. A vampire is truly dead if a wooden piercing weapon is plunged in their hearts while unconscious. They can't turn us into vampires if they bite us.
We're presented 30 wooden stakes, giving 5x each.
Persy reminds the party about his Driftglobe.

Interviews with Vampire Spawns
...

We finished the preparation and the sun is setting.

Ms. Lombardo
They're here, I can feel them.
Voice from outside
Hey, BITCH!

Asmo sees 12 vampire spawns in front of the lodge, and goes to hide in the attic, taking position for the defense.

Vampire spawn
The boss is being tired of waiting of you, we're going to burn the place down.

Balnorin and Nesvalyn get at the door to discuss, while the rest is ready.
The duo toys them to drive them crazy, then they snap, where 4 of them jumps on the roof, and starts to set the place on fire.

The escape
...

Ms Lombardo and the servants get out as she shouts "Quick, we'll take the lift!". We follow her and get into the cabin, where we begin to ascend the mountain. We notice the servants are here to manually crank the cabin.
She looks at the cabin bursting into flames, and has no concern as she let go, unbothered:

Ms. Lombardo
Well it's insured.
Persy
What kind of insurance did you took? And how that doesn't bother you, is money helping you in some kind?
Loyal
You would be surprised Persistance.
Ms. Lombardo
People agree with you when you have so much money.
Asmo
How did you get so much money?
Ms. Lombardo
Well, that's a funny story....

We hear a squeaking noise, interrupting her story. Bats gets in the trolley, and they turn into a man. She gasps.

Ms. Lombardo
Baron Ellarion, on my trolley car?
Baron Ellarion
Dottie, can't we just talk?